Funk used to be about the size of a cookie jar.
Funk was sort of owned by [[:kelly-fmt]] for a time. He did not follow Kelly-G to basic training.
Funk's bot brain was installed into a very damaged transbot in order to get it working after it had …
Monster Express is a transbot assigned to the C*A intersector line. Monster Express is equipped with a voice synthesizer and encourages passengers to ride all the way to [[Sector CAA|Monster Sector]].
Crusher works the D*B rail line. He does not tolerate obstructions in his path.
The Whinebot 5000 was a transbot famous for his lack of self-confidence. He was assigned to the ==D*A== line at the time of his destruction in [[Sector DHA]].
Citizens tend to call this transbot "Sir". In fact, the more polite one can be to this transbot, the better.
Clarence is a rail-based transbot for hire.
Grunt is a transbot assigned to the D*A line. He never speaks a word save for those that are pre-recorded for him, but he does sometimes make an odd groaning sound (hence his name).
Jeannie appears to be the perfect transbot.
Jeannie is currently assigned to work the *BC transbot line.